What is Gaelic Football?
It's a cross between soccer and rugby, where you have to drop kick the ball while sprinting down the field and trying to avoid getting slaughtered by fresh off the boat Mcs intent on cheap shotting you whenever you get the ball. The Coaches stand in the middle of the field the whole game. The man marking you is allowed to do whatever he wants to you as long as he doesn't use two hands at once, including brutal clothes lines. You play with a cross between a volleyball and a medicine ball. If you get it threw the uprights you earn a point, but if manage a shot in the goal thats 3 points for your side. But as da lads say, "sure it's tree pints, but dere's a mon standin dere" Win or loose we always get a 25 minute rant from the man himself, Joe Begley.
After inventing a sport like that, it's no wonder the Irish are so fond of da drink.